Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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