Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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