I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Randomize
