yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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