just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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