I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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