I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Randomize
