shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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