How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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