other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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