I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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