She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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