called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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