we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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