If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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