I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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