You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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