dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
ugly people sure do ruin things
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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