It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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