billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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