Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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