this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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