how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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