Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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