BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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