just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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