Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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