I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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