but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize
