New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Even my vagina gasped.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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