Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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