You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
