I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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