did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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