I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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