Pregnant stripper...not hot.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize