she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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