glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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