Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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