good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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