Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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