you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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