porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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