I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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