why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Randomize
