Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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