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Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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