I think I died a long time ago.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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