Having a random hookup so left but love u
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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