I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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