How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
