That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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