everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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