ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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