hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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