ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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