The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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